On most days, we are flailing about trying to get a hold on this “being an adult” thing. And then suddenly a Disney movie is aired on TV, or you come across it on your laptop, and you decide to watch it. Uh oh. Suddenly, out of nowhere, all these emotions that you never even knew existed fill your heart and threaten to reduce you to a crying mess. Why, Disney, why?
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First of all, to start with, Snow White literally looks like she fell down from heaven.
Porcelain white skin.
Always smiling, singing and dancing.
Then they go ahead and put her in a glass coffin. Damn it!
6. Cinderella : When Cinderella’s evil step-sisters tore her mother’s dress to shreds
The dress is the only thing that Cinderella has that belongs to her dead mother. Her friends, the mice and the birds, surprise her by altering the dress for her so that she can go to the ball. And then the evil stepsisters, those fat asses, just rip them to shreds.
ROT IN HELL, EVIL STEPSISTERS!!!
7. Up : When Ellie dies, and you were just like…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Seriously? Do you not realize how much made-for-each-other they are? Their childhood dreams and crazy adventures? And their dream of living in a house by Paradise Falls? First, they cry over not not having kids, and then she dies? What is up with that? Why would you do that to an old man in what is supposed to be a cartoon?!
8. The Lion King : When Mufasa dies, and Simba tries to wake him up
When Simba pokes Mufasa’s body with his paw and says “Dad, get up, we gotta go home”, and when he doesn’t move, starts screaming for help… and inside you are like: “NOOOOO!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH DISNEY?!! NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO DIE!!!!!!!”
9. Tangled : When Flynn saved Rapunzel’s life by cutting off her magical hair
Because Flynn is cocky, arrogant, self-centered and puts himself before others, the moment when he cuts off Rapunzel’s magical hair to save her from her evil mother is really special. And she is trying to heal his wound with the magic in her hair. Get me a Flynn, please.
10. Toy Story 3 : When the toys hold hands when they are trapped in the incinerator, and are unable to escape